The double-drop-off is dragging me down and knocking me over.
Posted: September 29th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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Things are grim when even facebook has no interesting news.
Posted: September 23rd, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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Now I’m actually finding birkenstocks attractive. This cannot be a promising sign.
Posted: June 23rd, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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Summer swimsuit season has arrived unexpected and unwelcome. Time to explore my tankini options.
Posted: June 4th, 2010 | Author: hf | 2 Comments »
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As a mother, am I really compelled to put on the high-pitched voice with the condescending tone?
Posted: May 25th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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Just realized that my daily donut from the deli just might be related to my shrinking jeans.
Posted: May 19th, 2010 | Author: hf | 2 Comments »
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Why does the rainbow connection always make my cry?
Posted: May 18th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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My dentist has just confirmed that I have an unusually low pain threshold.
Posted: May 11th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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How many days of not drinking constitutes being on the wagon? I hope it’s two.
Posted: May 7th, 2010 | Author: hf | 1 Comment »
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The frau is on hiatus… please watch our cozy yule log until we return.
Posted: May 4th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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I am living a scene out of Groundhog Day. If I could only find a piano teacher.
Posted: April 28th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
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I consider myself a minimalist but secretly chatise women for letting themselves go.
Posted: April 26th, 2010 | Author: hf | 1 Comment »
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When you pull out the sonogram, you know you’ve been away from the kids too long.
Posted: April 20th, 2010 | Author: hf | No Comments »
School auctions remind us that love for your child does in fact have a price.
Posted: April 12th, 2010 | Author: hf | Tags: school auction | No Comments »
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