A real vacation does not include cleaning the kitchen.
Posted: March 31st, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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It’s the season of rejection – preschool admissions letters have arrived.
Posted: March 16th, 2010 | Author: kk | 1 Comment »
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The app store has solved the problem of childhood obesity – virtual cupcakes.
Posted: March 12th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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It’s a good thing that my four year old doesn’t know about the middle finger. She’d never stop flipping me the bird.
Posted: March 10th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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Even after all these years the Pottery Barn catalog still convinces me that rectangular wicker baskets are going to change my life.
Posted: March 5th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
I feel like a teenager except with a crushing amount of responsibility and a punishing schedule.
Posted: February 25th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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At what age can I finally say no to wiping my child’s @#$@#$.
Posted: February 22nd, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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Eating is a regrettable form of procrastination – I could be finished and thin right now.
Posted: February 15th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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Is switching providers a euphemism for divorce?
Posted: February 10th, 2010 | Author: kk | 1 Comment »
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Being welcomed home by sleeping children and a half-eaten chicken – fantastic.
Posted: January 25th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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As urbane as I think I am, I still have to haul my ass over to Ikea to buy glasses.
Posted: January 11th, 2010 | Author: kk | No Comments »
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